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Hi the Ramen Noodle crew,
Listening to some of the older episodes (I am almost completely caught up now) reminded me of a story of my childhood.
My parents enjoyed camping so as me and my brothers were growing up we would travel around Europe for our summer vacation. Camping in Europe is not quite the same as in the US I have been told. Our family owned a travel trailer which we would use.
This one holiday we went to Luxemburg for 2 weeks. We had unhooked the travel trailer and put it in its place and set up the tent that is attached to the trailer as well. We as kids were required to set up our own tent and were free to go and roam about after that. Camp grounds in Europe have lots of facilities like a pool, a clubhouse, a minimart etc. My brothers and I were wondering around when we passed this little stall selling waffles in different shapes. I decided to buy in a bee hive shape. When I got back to our trailer I sat down and took a big bite out of it and as I did this my dad pointed out that I was eating a candle. The stall that was selling waffles was also selling candles. Both items were the same color and the texture of both looked the same. I have to tell you that I was quite disappointed with my purchase.
The loaded mini-van pulled into a campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters’ father, “That, sir, is some display of teamwork.”
The father replied, “I have a system: no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up.”
I heard a funny story from my friend Belinda.
She told me about one time when she and her husband, Steve, went camping here in Florida during the summer. (Which if you know anything about Florida, It’s humid and moist outside 360 days of the year, the other 5 are nice weather.) They had pitched a tent, finished their campfire toasting and songs and had drifted off to slumber-land. well, nature called Belinda in the middle of the night and so she fumbled in the dark for her flashlight. finally finding it, she flipped it on to find the door to the tent and lo and behold, she finds that the ceiling of the tent was covered with slimy green tree frogs. There wasn’t just 5-6 of them. There had to have been 50-60 of those little slimy guys chilling inside that tent. After much panicking and a little freaking out. They decided to sleep in the van that night.
Can’t wait to hear your camping stories.
Keep up the awesome!
So, one time I was camping all alone. I got there in the late morning, and was ready to TOUGH IT!!! I wanted the full experience, so I didn’t take anything or buy firewood, no cheating. The first thing I decided to do was collect wood for the fire, and stuff like that, but I needed shelter (there had been dangerous animal sightings nearby). I made a little hut with pieces of wood, and went inside. It was dark, but I wanted the whole experience. I went and killed a pig, and since I didn’t have a big enough fire to cook meat, or anything to hold the pork with, I ate it raw for supper. Night came quickly, and soon it was very dark out. I began hearing creepy noises outside, so I turned on some peaceful music. I heard more noises outside, and the moon was full. I couldn’t sleep with the creepy stuff outside, so I was awake all night. Finally it was dawn, and it felt like I had been waiting forever. I began to hear a burning noise, and thought ‘FOREST FIRE!!!!!’ but when I looked outside, these zombies and skeletons were burning! So, I looked around, and this green bush started hissing at me and growing! So I pressed escape on my keyboard and changed the difficulty to peaceful. I was playing Minecraft for the first time in survival mode.
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