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Ummm… until receiving this email, I had no recollection of recording anything or sending it to you, I’ve listened to what I recorded, its accurate, I’ll try and get on the donation as soon as I get some time. I’m a known sleep walker and I’ve done some really strange things while asleep, I’m going to assume this is why I don’t remember making the recording. If you find it hard to believe that, here’s something I did while sleep walking (I suppose there wasn’t much walking involved, but that’s really the best word for it). I wake up one morning, and my pillow is damp, I’m not one to drool much and it wasn’t just my pillow that was wet, I had no idea what had happened to make my hair wet, I continue my morning routine and am getting ready to take a shower when I notice that my towel is also wet and there’s water in the shower, indicating that it had been used. I went a head and took my shower, but when I asked my parents if either of them had showered before I was up, the answer was no… Given my history of sleep walking I’m left with one rather odd conclusion… I figure if I can shower asleep, I could probably also send emails.
Hope you find as this amusing as I do,
(That’s who I’m known as online(Pyro for short (please don’t call me Some (It’s just weird (Yes I know its the first part of my name, so be all formal and use my last name (I don’t require a prefix though (However, if you insisted, King or Mr. will suffice (King Preferred, as I am the self declared King of Pyros))))))))
Ellie called to share of her spill on her teacher’s shoes.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii. Try to say that with that many i’s, guys. It’s Dream_Drop_Distance, the girl who is awesomely strange. So, I hear that you guys like British accents. Well, I have a story regarding those. British listeners feel free to frown upon this email.
***CHALLENGE. DO NOT READ THIS PART UNLESS YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT. I challenge you to read the following email in a British accent, without telling anyone why you are. Don’t stop until you’re done. I will know if you don’t… Okay… GO! ***
I was at a football game with my best friend, both of us trying very hard not to concentrate on the game, when all of the sudden, my cousins and a couple of their friends decide its the perfect time to come and talk to me. Now, my friend and I had been talking about British accents, and my clever friend decided it would be fun to talk to them in a British accent. The even more clever children asked my clever friend if her accent was real. We exchanged looks, and she nodded. “I’m from London, originally.” She said convincingly. That was it. The kids were convinced that she was from England, and proceeded to bring some more friends over to hear my friend’s ‘weird voice’. She patiently talked with a British accent for the rest of the night, and to this day my cousins and their friends are convinced that she comes from England.
Thought I would share that with you, as I thought it was pretty neat on our part.
***Okay, you can stop that terrible accent now. I think I’ve tortured you enough.***
~Your (creeper-ish) faithful listener, DDD
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