Daniel and Jenny celebrate two years of marriage, diamonds, gold, and a lot of cobblestone.
Random Noodle Updates
- Jeremy insulted a woman for a discount.
- Daniel and Jenny celebrate their anniversary and remember their first anniversary.
Where has Jeremy been?
What happened to Phlegon?
One day, as Jeremy was walking his pet rock, yak and llama, his watch started beeping. He pressed a button and the voice of Sergeant Packet blared out. “Agent Phlegon, we have a situation. Come quickly to HQ.” Jeremy quickly sent his pets home and crawled under a bush to a concealed subterranean slide. He slid down and into a white room with a bunch of gadgets. The letters RNPA were on the wall over a large table.
Sergeant Packet was standing at the head of the table. “Agent Phlegon, the Ramen Noodle Protection Agency needs you. The evil Dr. Bland has been stealing seasoning packets and replacing them with bland crystals that disable taste buds! You must protect the flavors of the world! Go, Agent Phlegon!”
Agent Phlegon grabbed his backpack full of gadgets and hopped onto his hover board. Hours later, he landed in the Himalayas. He crawled through a secret tunnel that led into the secret lair of Dr. Bland. A bald, short man in a lab coat and googles turned and stared at Agent Phlegon.
“Well, well,” he said in a squeaky, high voice. “What have we here?” “I am Agent Phlegon, from the RNPA! Hand over the seasoning!” “Never!” cackled the evil scientist. “People should know what it feels like to never taste anything, as I do! Muahahaha!” Agent Phlegon lunged at Dr. Bland, but a cage fell overtop of him. He blacked out. When he awoke, he was tied up and Dr. Bland was standing over him. “So, Agent Phlegon, are you ready to taste BLAND ramen noodles?” A spoon containing the taste-bud-destroying soup came closer and closer to his mouth and then …….
Agent Phlegon himself will have to finish the story, for no one outside of him and Dr. Bland knows what happened (the video camera’s battery went out in his watch).
Well, I hope my explanation wasn’t too long. And I hope Sgt. Packet and Phlegon weren’t too offended at becoming spies for a little while.
Thanks for the awesome podcast,
Scuba aka KitKatKate
P.S. The RNPA would make a great sponsor 😉
Tyler sent a voicemail about his brother’s sleep-victories.
Hi Daniel and crew,
I found your podcasts a while ago and since I am slightly OCD I wanted to listen to all the previous ones first before listening to any of the new ones. Therefore I have no idea if you have grown out of your toilet stories yet, but for some reason I doubt it 🙂
I have a story to share with you that I think you’ll enjoy.
I have been living in Beijing, China for quite some years now and know how things go, but only because I got myself in some interesting situations over time. One of these situations was that I went out for dinner with friends south of Tienanmen square, when the area was still considered a local area. Restaurants were more of a hole in the wall and didn’t come with toilets. After having walked around for a day we were kind of in need of one and after asking the waitress about this she decided to help and took us outside down the alley. You have to realize that these local areas have public toilets, because private ones didn’t exist back in the day (this has since changed). The waitress walks me into an open room for women where on the far wall are a few holes in the ground. There are no walls, no door, no nothing, just one room with a few holes in the ground. have I mentioned that I had only been in the country for less than a week????? Luckily I am the only one in need of using the toilet so I am kinda looking at the waitress and trying to motion that I needed some privacy, however motions are not interpreted the same in China as they are in the west I guess. She thought I needed instruction and walked to one of the holes, dropped her pants and squatted!!!!! Now what do you do???? The only thing I guess I could do was use the bathroom….which I did. But it was quite the embarrassing moment at the time. And now I have learned to never leave the house before using the bathroom.
From a life amateur in China,
Featured story: foot through the roof
Jenny tells about when she put her foot down and it kept going!
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