Happy Thanksgiving! We share some Thanksgiving stories, a surprising Old Testament instrument resurrected, and our own accidental Frozen parody song.
This episode doth be brought to thee by ye olde Authorized King James Version.
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Daniel had four Thanksgivings but no leftovers. Almost got a free hearing test from a guy that was being overly compassionate. A hair almost ruined Thanksgiving. And Daniel maybe have ruined EagleCoach95.
We at Old Testament Music Company, the ones that brought you the high sounding cymbals, have really outdone ourselves.
This time we have gone all the way back to Daniel Chapter 3, In the Authorized King James Version of the Bible and have produced one of the most beloved musical instruments ever played. Thousands bowed the knee when the storied strains of this fabled instrument split the air.
Now, after centuries of silence, we are bringing back for the first time………… that’s right, you guessed it, THE SACKBUT!
This is not your grandmother’s medieval sackbut she used for baroque ballads. Oh no. We are bringing back the ORIGINAL sackbut that King Nebuchadnezzar himself ordered played in Daniel Chapter 3.
What does this ancient miracle of musicality sound like? I thought you’d never ask.
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff! I’d wager nothing like that has ever been heard in modern music.
So, How do you get your own sackbut? Don’t worry, we won’t make you bow before a golden image or throw you into a firey furnace. All you have to do is send us money, LOTS of money. If you send enough, we will manufacture and send to you, COD, your very own sackbut.
You know you’ve always wanted one. You could have the first sackbut in your town. Just think how surprised your friends and coworkers will be when you drag your ancient sackbut to work, or even the gym. Just ease your sackbut right onto the treadmill. It soooo easy to do.
But wait, there’s more. If you order your sackbut in the next undetermined amount of time, we will include a second sackbut absolutely free, just pay the undisclosed shipping and handling. Hey, sorry about the shipping and handling, but sackbuts are HEAVY!
Just think how welcome the extra sackbut would be at Christmas as a gift for your wife or girlfriend. We all know that EVERY woman wants a sackbut!
Order today! We’re on the web at: we sure do hope you send us a bunch of cash so we can retire on your money while you sit on your sackbut….. Dot com!
The Sackbut. Get the look and sound that will get you noticed! Order today!
We hope you understand that this ad is fake and no sackbuts but the medieval type are available at this time. When you stop laughing, we hope you will read Daniel Chapter 3, and all biblical chapters before and after Daniel Chapter 3. Thank you.
As I child I always found the sackbut references in KJV Daniel chapter 3 hillarious. This week it occurred to me that a fake commercial could be devised on the subject. I have attached my recording. Thanks for considering it.
Thanks to John Bukenas, our podcast producer, for the nice “Let It Go” mashup of our own voices!
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