Grab ready to get pebbly with our clean-comedy podcast! We share our beach stories and yours, which will make your eyes pop out!
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Daniel told a couple sleep-talking stories, including Harry Potter and snakes.
Several things from your last episode.
First, eyes…I didn’t pop my eyes out with my eye muscles, but: back in the glory days of high school football, twenty odd years ago, I was on the kickoff team, and after the opening kickoff of a home game, I ran down and hit both the guy who received the kickoff and a blocker at the same time. I knocked them both over, and the crowd roared, my team-mates were clapping me on the back and jumping on me, as they do…but I was busy trying to figure out why my eyes were focused on different things, I reached up and pushed on them, and with a “pop” they snapped back into the sockets…because they were OUT. I was really creeped out by that.
Now, if you want someone who can do it on purpose:
AKA Mike Withers
Feature: beach stories
Chris Cowan from Pop Mockers told us two first-time kite-on-the-beach-stories.
Jeremy’s trip to Lake Huron wasn’t that great. But he took photos!
My family recently went to Virginia Beach. I am not a beach kind of guy, I mean, like I said earlier I am more than a decade past my prime. There is your set up. Before we left the hotel, my wife and daughter went to the restrooms, and so my son and I were standing in the hallway, when a couple college aged girls came up and asked me to take their picture, with their phones. My son gave me the “you sure that’s a good idea dad?” look, but they were covered and everything, so it wasn’t a big deal…until the other eight of them came out, some of them not wearing quite as much, and they started to joke around a bit, as I am trying to get them all in focus, and I see my wife standing off to the side. Anyway, I clicked and handed off the phones “good luck, gotta go”.
My wife looks at me with …I am not quite sure of the word, but anger, disgust, incredulity… something like that, “WHAT are you doing?” She didn’t even seem to take my excuse that it wasn’t like it was MY phone I was taking pictures with, and the girls probably felt safer with a guy old enough to be their dad taking their picture than the alternatives. …anyway, still married, will pay for it at some time and some place, but I’ll survive.
AKA Mike Withers
Daniel shared stories from when he and Jenny recently went on a family vacation to Myrtle Beach, and the comedy that ensued (or was imagined).
Veronica told us about feeding fish with her feet and girl scouts … cookies.
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