Here’s a hilarious list of thirty-two ways to tick off people, or just seem stupid. If any of these are regular habits, then perhaps it’s time for you to re-evaluate some things.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.