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Random Noodle Updates
Daniel saw a Knight Rider Grandma.
Just for comparison, here’s the 2008 version.
Jeremy eats blood sandwiches.
Jenny is so COMPATIBLE!
A local learning center is now accepting children!
Actually-British Ellie sent us a postcard from Disney Paris.
ErinJ sent us several Canadian gifts.
… the package I sent was sent on behalf of your favourite three canucks (myself, Belle and Maddie!)… We just wanted to send some followup to our previous feedback…
Enclosed, you’ll find: Canadian money (well, not the real kind, but you can see what our bills look like!)… Canadian CANDY (you’re welcome, Jenny!) including chocolate loonies ($1 coins) and toonies ($2 coins)… and MAPLE SUGAR CANDY…
Finally, a sign. A MOOSE crossing sign… cuz ya know, we have moose everywhere here… we just walk ABOOT our HOOSE with our pet MOOSE… 🙂
— Erin J
Noodles in the News
Get the Insulterator app for creative insults.
Jeremy has a fascination with screaming animals.
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