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Daniel told about when Jenny made a fart noise with her mouth and asked, “What would you have done if that was a real fart?”
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Daniel and Jeremy!!!!
I was listening to RadioU and heard the DJ’s talking about a toilet with bluetooth capability, lights and music playback as well as other features but for some reason I immediately thought of you guys!! Why it made me think of you I have no clue 😉 *wink wink* 😉 not like you need any help turning the talk down the drain or anything.KOHLER K-3900-0 Numi Comfort Height One-Piece Elongated Toilet, White
I’m sorry to all the listeners and Jenny if I create any potty talk 😉 but this was too funny not to share!
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Unfortunately both my car and my toilet broke down at about the same time and I didn’t have enough money to replace both: the KOHLER Numi was the answer to all my problems.
Why spending 6K on a toilet and another 6K on a ride when you can have both combined? Luckily, the Numi can be verily easily fitted onto the Husqvarna XT722FE (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003CJTWEG, $350) chassis, which comes with a powerful 173 cc engine that delivers a whole 7 pound per foot of torque. For $300 my plumber mounted a converter to turn my organic waste into natural gas that can burned in the small efficient engine to reach speeds in excess of 15 mph. I’ve hooked up the Numi controls to the Husqvarna steering system and now I can do my business on my way to work in style while saving gas money. Bliss! In fact it woud have been a crime to keep this beauty locked up in an apartment, no matter how visible to the outside world. Plus, I can play the complimentary Barry Manilow’s best off compilation at full blast through the integrated audio system.
The only problem I’ve encountered so far has been hooking up the controls, hence the 4-stars rating. The Numi on board control system and touchpad are excessively complicated and I still haven’t figured out how to honk the horn without getting a splash of cold water up my bum!
Opening up this work of art i found my breath taken away at its magnificence. It’s sleek lines and tasteful design rivaled only by its functional architecture is a thing of beauty. I found myself moved in much the same way as when, as a boy, I visited the Sistine Chapel and felt myself in the presence of the Lord himself.
It’s stunning. It’s functional. It’s art.
Then i took a dump in it.
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