Get your dukes ready for some serious shopping, in our last clean-comedy podcast episode before Thanksgiving and black friday mayhem.
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Daniel has a creepy new stalker. Maybe like the Muppets Sequel?
10 Black Friday sales that should happen
- Psych evaluation or MRI
- 50% off spankings
- Sleep masks
- Tweets with more than 140 characters
- Man cards
- Penny pony rides for 30% off
- Double mind-changes for girls
- 2,000 words for a picture
- Evil overlords can rule two galaxies for the cost of one
- Free half-eaten sandwiches
- “Unfriend me for free” coupons
- Use twice as many paper towels in public restrooms
- Two samples per person at the grocery
- Double the gravy
Noodles in the News
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/10/humiliated-etsy-boyfriends/ submitted by KC (@karibear09)
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