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  • Mikel Withers

    Pizza Pizza =antacid antacid. If I wasn’t such a cheapskate, I would avoid Little Caesar’s… but because I am I keep my Tums handy and avoid the freakish, acid-induced nightmares that follow. (tomato acid, not like “dropping acid” type acid) …hmmm, having typed “acid” so much, I see that it is one of those words that just looks weird and makes you wonder if you misspelled it, like saying horse, horse, horse repeatedly until the word loses all meaning.
    Oh, and this is the third episode I have listened to, and you are really growing on me. Kind of like back hair, you keep your shirt on and hope no one notices it, but it is your little secret…or, ya know, so I imagine.

    • Daniel J. Lewis

      And just like back hair, you may also be able to make rope from us in order to save yourself from that deserted island.

      • Creepo crafter

        thank you, that is the nonsensical answer i expected from you

  • Batmaniac

    It seems obvious to me what flavor the monkey biscuits are…banana, of course!